State transportation officials urged to rein in the yuks

  • Regulators want state transportation officials to limit the use of corny jokes on electronic highway safety signs
  • They consider these jokes to be distractions for drivers
  • Examples of corny jokes on electronic safety billboards include: ‘Use Yah Blinkah’ in Massachusetts, ‘Driving Basted is for Turkeys’ in Utah, and ‘Use headlights like Rudolph uses his red nose’ in Arizona

U.S. road trippers are now encountering corny messages on big electronic-safety billboards that double as dad jokes. However, regulators are not amused. They are calling for state transportation officials to limit the use of these jokes, which they consider to be distractions for drivers. Examples of these corny jokes include ‘Use Yah Blinkah’ in Massachusetts, ‘Driving Basted is for Turkeys’ in Utah, and ‘Use headlights like Rudolph uses his red nose’ in Arizona.

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Factuality Level: 8
Justification: The article provides a light-hearted and factual description of the use of corny messages on electronic-safety billboards in different states. The information is straightforward and does not contain any misleading or exaggerated reporting. However, it is important to note that the article is short and does not provide in-depth analysis or additional context.

Noise Level: 3
Justification: The article provides a light-hearted and entertaining topic about the messages on electronic-safety billboards. However, it lacks depth and analysis on long-term trends, antifragility, or accountability. It also does not provide evidence, data, or actionable insights. Overall, it contains mostly filler content and does not meet the criteria for a high-quality article.

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Justification: The article does not pertain to financial topics and does not describe any extreme event.

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